Transcript:The Mutants Are Revolting
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Written by | Eric Horsted |
Transcribed by | Teyrn of Highever |
- [Opening Credits: 100.]
- [Scene: Planet Express, meeting room.]
Farnsworth: Good news, everyone. We've been hired to make our 100th delivery.
- [The crew cheers.]
Zoidberg: 100!
Hermes: That's almost 10 per year.
Bender: This calls for a party, baby. I'm ordering a hundred kegs, a hundred hookers, and a hundred Elvis impersonators who aren't above a little hooking, should the occasion arise!
- [Scene: Elzar's Fine Cuisine. Today's specials, Fish N' Chimps.]
Elzar: [He pushes a soufflé on a cart.] Be very gentle, folks. This is the soufflé you'll be delivering to Mrs. Astor.
Bender: Oh my God, it's Elzar! Hi, Elzar! Great soufflé, Elzar!
Elzar: Whatever you do, don't drop it. [He holds up a bottle labeled "Nitroglycerine. Danger! Explosive!"] See, Mrs. Astor takes Nitroglycerine for her heart, and being a class act, she prefers it in soufflé form. [He lets a drop of nitroglycerine soak into the soufflé.] [Softly.] Bam.
- [The crew gasps.]
Farnsworth: To prevent the soufflé from exploding, Bender will carry it. He's gyroscopically stable.
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